Friend, I have the utmost respect for Mr. Handshake, and I don't want to go against him, but I am very interested in the golf club you were asked to retrieve. You see, I used to play golf in better times, and it would be encouraging to own such a beauty. I would display the golf club in a place where I could see it every day and look forward to the time when I could play this fantastic sport again.
I would appreciate it very much if you could do me this little favor. I'm sure Mr. Handshake wouldn't mind not receiving this lovely golf club.
Friend, you have brightened my day. The gaiety I feel is stupendous. I will cherish this beauty like a treasure. Never shall I forget your wise choice.
